An ode to Kevin Garnett
“I’m a fucking wild man right now!!” – Kevin Garnett, Boston Celtics I’ve been meaning to write this post for a while now, to pay tribute to Kevin Garnett, inarguably one of the best players...
View ArticleHow the Eastern Conference Finals was lost and a speculative look ahead
“We had nothing left.” – Doc Rivers As shots clanked off the front of the rim, as sweat poured off their elder brows, a few things became obvious in what may have been the end of an era, and...
View ArticleKevin Garnett updates Facebook status to “No Longer in a Relationship”
“If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me” -Chicago Ah, now this is a great sports story and yet another reason I absolutely love the NBA. Drama. Scorned lovers. I’ve had a few of...
View ArticleMamba parks Parker, smashes Smush: Kobe speaks out on former teammates in not...
Confidence is a delicate thing. If you’re even the slightest bit unsure of yourself in your chosen profession, it could mean the end of your career, and that’s just you, sitting at your desk, making...
View ArticleRevisiting the 1995 NBA Draft: How the hell are these guys still playing?
I was sifting through old NBA draft picks online (such is the life I lead) when I stumbled upon something rather interesting. We all know the 2003 draft, which featured LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony,...
View ArticleDarrelle Revis: Buyer Beware
These are interesting times in the Tampa Bay area. Not only is our promising, young, baseball team about to embark on a quest for its first World Series title, our beloved Buccaneers are once again...
View ArticleChumpservations, Vol. 29: Tweets, death threats, fake penises, chicken...
Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into the doctor’s office and says “Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this,” only to have the doctor advise him to simply stop doing it? Apparently, Darrelle...
View ArticleAnything is possible… unless it’s not: Rays’ roster now regrettably...
“Anything is possible!” In 2008, Kevin Garnett shouted those words minutes after winning his first and only title as an NBA big man. Earlier that season, he and Ray Allen defected from their...
View ArticleThe Top and Bottom Ten Things about the 2014-2015 NBA season
The 2014-15 NBA season is now a month behind us. And what a season it was. It’s been quite an off-season too. Summer leagues are already in full swing. LeBron James is holed up in a gym somewhere...
View ArticleClosure, finally.
Well, it’s finally over. Thank goodness! This season, all any basketball fan could talk about was the bad blood between Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. It was the most bitter breakup professional...
View ArticleMilwaukee Maxes Out
“This is my home. This is my city.” -Giannis Antetokounmpo The Bucks got their man. “Whew!” sighed Milwaukee collectively. While Bucks fans (there are some, yes?) waited with bated breath to see...
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